Kooks may be smuggled in
Peak experience is just a bob down-river at Andrew Molera
The 5 roars all night
Never drop in on Sarlo or that other old guy
Not to feel too bad about driving a 2-litre car
Velo hangs in Morro Bay shop rafters
The health food labyrinths of
Anza Borrego moonlit pales against suburban hikes
Home is a painted memory
Cars have grilles as big as buses, yet buses are empty
Cool longboarders have tattoos
Esalen is super free, so long as you pay
Only the very poor or healthy walk
20 Ventana Wilderness miles in rainbows hurts
Declarations of political allegiance are made by bumper sticker
Bull elephant seals are as big as bulls
Hermetically-sealed existence breeds paranoia
The biggest fucking loser in surfing is a Four Mile local, 48
Piss bottles are a gritty but integral aspect of van living
Making shit yourself feels better